; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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