You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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