Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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