The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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