There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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