True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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