Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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