i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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