Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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