We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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