Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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