I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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