you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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