he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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