I love having hate sex.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
