There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
we should paint friendship bongs
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