So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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