For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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