The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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