I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
