My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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