beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
