"it" just moved
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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