I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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