yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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