'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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