I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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