Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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