Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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