Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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