i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
