and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Sober January is a disaster.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Randomize
