worst night to have a conscience
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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