can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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