Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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