yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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