I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Boobs speak an international language.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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