I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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