just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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