If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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