i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
