Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Randomize
