Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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