only you would photoshop your dick
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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