He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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