I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize