Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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