Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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