i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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