Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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