he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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