I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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